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Thursday, 16 October 2008

TOP 10 FAKE EXCUSES for work

1. I dreamt that I had been fired, so I didn’t bother to get out of bed.

2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.

3. I got all the way to the office and I realized I was still in my pyjamas and had to go home to change.

4. I saw that you weren’t in the office, so I went out looking for you.

5. I couldn’t find the right tie, so I had to wait for the shop to open to buy one.

6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to it.

7. I ran over a goat

8. I stopped for a muffin, the shop was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.

9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

10. I wet my pants and went home to change.

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